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On This Day, August 29, 1967

The final episode of “The Fugitive”, starring David Janssen aired. He finally caught the one-armed man, but he played hell doing it. At least this television series had a happy ending.

Source: on-this-day.com

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On This Day, August 28, 1996

A divorce decree was issued for Britain’s Charles and Princess Diana. This was the official end to the 15-year marriage. It was publicized before their marriage that she was a virgin. If this was the case, Prince Charles created a monster.

Source: on-this-day.com

Amazon Publishing Giant Sexually Assaulted His Former Girlfriend

Amazon head man, Laurence Kirshbaum is being sued by his former girlfriend, Teresa McCoy for sexual assault, after she came to him about a job. I wonder what her job duties were going to be.

Source: MailOnline.com

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Could Be Calling it Quits

What went wrong. Possibly, Michael Douglas’ portrayal of Liberace in Behind the Candelabra caused him to have a change in preference.

Source: USA TODAY

Johnny Manziel Suspended for First Half of Season Opener vs. Rice

It appears that Mr. Football, Johnny Manziel of Texas A&M will be allowed to play against Nick Saban’s Alabama Crimson Tide. Does it really matter? He may be worse off than before. After last year, Nick Saban is on pissed-off guy.

Source: SI.com

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Teacher Sentenced to 30 Days for Sex With 14 Year Old

State District Judge G. Todd Baugh of Billings Montana sentenced a teacher, Stacey Rambold to 15 years in prison for having sex with a 14 year old. Then, the judge reduced it to 31 days in jail. That’s all the time Mr. Rambold he will need. Some big brute will be attracted to him, and […]

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Admitted to Smoking Alot of Weed

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted that he smoked a lot of marijuana 35 years ago, and then decided to go into politics. Why else would he have gone into politics?

Source: BBC

President Obama Helps Us Remember 1963

President Obama, along with former Presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton helped Americans remember the 1963 Civil Rights March on Washington. With the media talking about it three times a week for the past 50 years, how in the hell can Americans forget it?

Source: The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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Man Kills Wife to End Her Suffering

A Kentucky man, at his ailing wife’s request, shot and killed her to end her suffering from breast cancer. Now, I ask, is this that thing called LOVE?

Source: ABC News

60 Feet of Foam Found in Las Vegas Neighborhood

It appears that there has been a lot of beer drinking in the City of Las Vegas.

Source: Las Vegas Review-Journal

Dallas Cowboys Have “Secret Sauce” to Win Super Bowls

Yes, Dallas does have the “secret sauce” for winning super bowls. The secret is, keep Jessica Simpson away from Tony Romo. Then, he will have a better chance of holding on to the football during a field goal attempt.

Source: The Dallas Morning News