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Beer comes in a 6-pack and 12-pack, but what about a 99-pack?

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Want a beer? Just grab a 6-pack, or a 12-pack. Now you can get a 99 pack of Peacemaker beer, for $99. A dollar a can – not bad.

Is Peacemaker as good as Budweiser? Well, let me put it this way. If you’re going to buy a 99 pack of beer, pretty soon, […]

A fast way to Get Rid of Constipation – But be careful

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This is a Cheap Way to Get Constipation Relief

This stuff can be purchased at the grocery store, and only costs about a dollar. It will be the best money you ever spend.

This will do it every time. But take two precautions:

First, stay home. Don’t go […]

Why do some colors represent both GOOD and BAD? Strange!

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Colors can be crazy. A color represent something both bad and good. Let’s look at three colors: RED, WHITE and BLACK. (I highlighted the colors just in case you are color blind.)

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BAD: Red is the color that means a business is losing money Your Business is In the RED.

GOOD: Red is […]

Why you should never let anyone use your smart phone

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If anyone wants to use my smart phone, forget it. I’m not loaning it to anyone. I learned a lesson the hard way.

A few years before the smart phone, as we now know it, came out on the market, I’d just purchased a new cell phone from Sprint. I went to a sandwich shop, […]

Today, 3 telephone numbers, but no one to answer your call

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Today, some people have as many as 3 telephone numbers

Do you remember the “good old days”. Everyone had just one telephone, and one telephone number.

Every time you called someone, you never got a voice message. You never had to press “1” for English and “2” for Spanish. You never felt like you were […]

Who did Monica Lewinsky vote for in the Presidential Election?

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Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump in the Presidential Election last Tuesday may not be much of a surprise. But the reason may blow your mind – NO PUN INTENDED!

10 reasons being President of the United States is such an easy job

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The President of the United States gets to dress up all the time

Since he’s a public person, and in fact, the most public of all, the fashion enthusiasts like it if he looks good all the time. He may get on the cover of Esquire Magazine as possibly one of the 10 best […]

How to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom – Part 3

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If you want to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom while he is questioning you, just answer his questions honestly. It will blow his mind.

We live in a Divided Country, but not for the reasons you might think

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For the last few years, the media has expressed many opinions on why we live in a divided country. The most obvious reason, according to the media, is racial tension.

Nothing is more farther from the truth. Forget race, religion, creed, and even politics. The divided country is the result of the people who live […]

How did dinosaurs DO IT, or more accurately, DID IT?

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Have you ever thought about the possibility of Dinosaurs being sexually aroused?

They had to be, occasionally. After all, they were living, breathing animals, just like all of us.

With a 6 foot penis, with razor sharp pointed spikes, this had to be a site to behold. If I could go back into time for […]

Here’s a Classic Christmas Commercial my Dad loved, and then hated

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Here’s a classic Christmas commercial by Miller High Life from the old days. If you remember it, you’ll realize how old your’re getting.

There’s a funny story behind this classic Miller High Life Christmas commercial

When this holiday commercial first aired in December, 1980, it was my Dad’s favorite. He thought it was the […]