Did you know that most Culinary schools do not allow their students to carry pepper spray? They consider this a weapon.
It’s all right to carry a case filled with sharp knives. They teach people how to take a knife, and cut a whole animal into small pieces. They also show students how to sprinkle […]
Donald Trump is the second celebrity Elected President. The other was Ronald Reagan. Suppose other celebrities had been Elected President. It would have been very interesting. See your yourself.
TV Show: The Texan
Starring: Rory Calhoun
Rory Calhoun’s Name in the Show: Bill Longley
Distinguishing Feature of the Show: His gun sounded like a cannon.
The Real Bill Longley
Unlike Rory Calhoun, the real Bill Longley was ruthless, […]
1. When someone asks you to do something, no matter what it is, ask, “What would you like to drink with that?”
2. Every time you write a check, write in the Memo Field, “For Cocaine.”
3. When you ride […]
Everyone knows about the standard rules, such as, wash your hands before dinner, don’t eat with your fingers, don’t talk about disgusting things at the table, don’t talk with your mouth full, etc.
Here are some new rules that no one has ever heard about, and until now, have never thought about. They are a […]
The other day, I went to the Dollar Tree to buy a few things. I’d intended to buy a whole bunch of stuff, but ended up buying 4 things.
I didn’t have any cash, so I asked the attendant, “I feel funny using my debit card for such a small purchase. Is it all right?” […]
Change the name of the Facebook posting area
The name of the Facebook posting area indicates that there are a lot of morons on Facebook. I’ve never liked the idea of posting on someone’s wall. Talking to a wall is associated with being an idiot.
Add other options besides “Like”
Facebook wants people to […]
This is a true story.
I once had a discussion with a Franciscan Friar.
In the Catholic Church, it is believed that the Priest performs a ritual, and changes the bread and wine into the Body and Blood of Jesus Christ, literally. Then, the people receive it as communion.
One day, we were having a […]
In a previous post, I mentioned that I have two Boston Terriers, Dixie Rose and Holly Ann. Dixie Rose is not afraid of anything. Holly Ann is skittish. She’s afraid of fireworks, and bad weather.
When there are tornado warnings in my area, I always turn the TV on and watch WBRC, Fox6. This station […]
I have two adorable Boston Terriers. The Black one is Dixie Rose, and the brown one, Holly Ann. I’ve had them since they were puppies. When I first got them, I could hold them both in the palm of my hand.
Over the years, the most frustrating thing about having them is, knowing they can’t […]