Posted in Just Plain Funny, on April 10th, 2015

I don’t like to take a bath. Want to know why?

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Don’t misunderstand me. I’m very clean. The reason I can’t stand to take a bath is because I want to stay clean.

I love taking a shower. It’s so refreshing. I feel so clean when I get out. The dirty water just goes down the drain. When you take a bath, the dirty water stays in the bath tub. That’s no good. It’s defeating the purpose. If I take a bath, I feel dirtier when I come out of the bath tub than I did when I went in.

There is one particular reason why I hate to take a bath. It’s very simple.

I refuse to wash my face with the same water that my ass is in.

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