Posted in Religion, on March 27th, 2015

How to cure Insomnia

jack-van-impeIf you’re having problems sleeping at night, here are two things you can do that will cure it, permanently.

First, decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

This second thing you can do works even better. Decorate your bedroom so that it resembles a church. Contact Fathead and ask them if they can make you a wall poster of Jack Van Impe. Hang it on the wall where you can see it while lying in bed.

You’ll never have problems falling asleep again.

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