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Posted in Odd, Strange & Funny, on August 20th, 2015

How to find inner peace within yourself

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I was watching Dr. Phil one day, and he explained the secret on how to find inner peace within yourself:

“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never have finished.”

I decided to take his advice, immediately after the show ended.

I began with the less important things that were started, but not finished. I went outside and finished mowing the lawn. I took my clean clothes out of the dryer, folded them and put them away. Then, I mopped the kitchen floor.

Dr. Phil’s advice seemed to work well for me so far. But, I wanted to find the maximum inner peace within myself. Therefore, I decided to finish some things that were more important.

I finished:

  • A case of Budweiser
  • A bottle of Jack Daniels
  • A bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • A bottle of Kahlua
  • The lasagna left over from the following evening
  • The cheesecake left over from last night
  • The the remainder of my old Prozac prescription
  • And finally, a box of chocolates

Do I have inner peace now? You Better Believe It! Well Done, Dr, Phil!

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