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Posted in Just Plain Funny, on April 1st, 2015

How to tell your girlfriend her Vagina smells

vaginaSomeone emailed me and asked me, “How can I tell my girlfriend her Vagina smells without offending her?” The guy had been seeing her for a long time. He admitted that they would probably not get married. They were just casual friends. This is just a more tactful way to say they were sex buddies.

I asked him, “Does this happen all the time?” He explained that she is one of the cleanest girls he knows. However, when they start to cuddle, she unleashes a very unpleasant odor that is coming from between her legs. He went on to say that before doing anything, he has seen her clean herself thoroughly. Then, when they start to get romantic, she starts smelling again.

If a girl smells, there’s nothing anyone can do about it. I had to think long and hard on how to answer him. After much thought, the only advice I could give him was,

Buy a bottle of Syrup of ipecac. Drink it before having sex. Then, when you throw up, maybe she’ll get the message.

 

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