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Posted in Just Plain Funny, on April 1st, 2015

I’m not a homosexual, BUT . . . . ? ?

obsession-phrasesYes it’s true. I am definitely not a homosexual, and I’m definitely not gay. In fact, gay homosexuals do not appeal to me in any way, shape or form.

I have no problem with them and the choice they’ve made. It’s their business, as long as they keep it to themselves and don’t try to get into my pants. But sometimes, a gay will try to feel you out, just to see if you are one of them. If you let them know you’re not interested, and you are straight, they suddenly become hostile and heartless as hell. They don’t want to give you the time of day. For this reason, I don’t particularly like being around them.

I’m not prejudice against gays. What they are is their business, not mine. But I don’t like being around them, and I have given a very good reason.

On the other hand, lesbians are a different matter altogether. I have no problem with lesbians. The reason is, lesbians like the same thing I like. And by the way, I am a man. And being a man, and being interested in the same thing that lesbians are interested in, I have to conclude:

In a way, I guess I would be considered a lesbian.

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