I have a little nephew who is almost two years old. Ever since this kid was born, he has never liked me. I don’t know why, but he screamed at the top of his lungs every time he saw me. I don’t think he was afraid of me. He just didn’t like me.
One day, while the whole family was gathered together, I decided to do an experiment. When I saw him, I gave him a giant Hershey’s Chocolate Bar.
Now, every time he gets his hands on my brother’s smart phone, he calls me and says, “Hey Charlie!”
All of a sudden, he is crazy about me. Do you think this kid has a future in politics?