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Posted in Just Plain Funny, on August 24th, 2016

Love’s tense moments – Will you love me unconditionally?

love meWILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I’M NO LONGER YOUNG, & BEAUTIFUL?

 

“Sometimes I wonder why the hell you put up with me. But I got to thinking about it. I put up with you, so we’re even.”

“If you get mad at me again, I’ll put a cape on you and call you Super Mad. If you laugh, I’ll marry your ass again.”

“At one time, I found out I loved you more than I originally planned.”

“I still love you, even when you fart in bed and pull the cover over my head.”

“I love you will all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger. I was only thinking of you. I thought you’d like this.”

“I love you because you are what the cat covered up.”

“I’m a hopeless romantic, with a dirty mind.”

“You know, you accuse me of not liking your relatives, but that’s not true. I like your mother-in-law better than I like my mother-in-law.”

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