WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I’M NO LONGER YOUNG, & BEAUTIFUL?
“Sometimes I wonder why the hell you put up with me. But I got to thinking about it. I put up with you, so we’re even.”
“If you get mad at me again, I’ll put a cape on you and call you Super Mad. If you laugh, I’ll marry your ass again.”
“At one time, I found out I loved you more than I originally planned.”
“I still love you, even when you fart in bed and pull the cover over my head.”
“I love you will all my ass. I would say heart, but my ass is bigger. I was only thinking of you. I thought you’d like this.”
“I love you because you are what the cat covered up.”
“I’m a hopeless romantic, with a dirty mind.”