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Posted in Odd, Strange & Funny, on March 23rd, 2015

Pay for your own gasoline JERK

gasolineI was at a gas station a few days ago, filling up my Chevy Pickup. A guy pulled up at the pump next to me, driving a brand new Mercedes. When the time came for him to pay for his gasoline, the amount was $40. He asked me if I would help him out, since he only had about $25 in his checking account.

I was more than willing to help him out. Then, he kind of paid me a compliment on my truck by saying, “That’s a cute little gadget you’re driving. Can’t you afford a bigger truck, or a Mercedes like the one I drive?” Then, I told him,

“Piss on you. Pay for your own damn gas.”

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