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Pyramid Schemes – How they were then, and how they are now

pyramid-schemesI first heard of a pyramid scheme in 1980. A former college professor called me one night to see if I had become successful yet. He wanted to meet with me the next day at my home. When he arrived, he told me how nice it would be to make $50 thousand a year, which was good money then. Then I said to myself, “Oh No! This guy is up to something.” Right away, he started drawing circles on a presentation board. To make a long story short, this was my introduction to Amway. From that point on, he almost drove me crazy.

Amway is the grandfather of pyramid schemes, so I’ll use them to make my point. But what I am about to say applies to all pyramid scheme guys. Since Amway, thousands of pyramid schemes that have come and gone. Then, they were through personal contact. Now they are digitized, computerized, and online.

These pyramid scheme guys drove you crazy THEN, and still drive you crazy NOW

Here are 10 things you should Do and Never Do when an Amway Distributor drives you crazy – THEN and NOW.

10 Do’s and Never Do’s with an Amway Distributor if you’re not interested

 

 THEN  NOW
Never give your telephone number to an Amway Distributor.

If he calls you, don’t return the call.

Never call the Amway Distributor.

Never give your home address to an Amway Distributor.

If the Amway Distributor gives you a tape to listen to, take it, but put it on the shelf.

If an Amway Distributor won’t take no for an answer, threaten to whip his ass.

If he still won’t take no for an answer, get a restraining order.

If he still won’t take no for an answer, go ahead and whip his ass.

Never get stuck in an elevator with an Amway Distributor.

Never give an Amway Distributor the slightest hint that you may be interested.

Never give your cell phone number to an Amway Distributor.

If he texts you, don’t return the text.

Never text the Amway Distributor.

Never give your email or website name to an Amway Distributor (if you have one).

If an Amway Distributor recommends a YouTube video to watch, watch something else.

If an Amway Distributor won’t take no for an answer, threaten him through cyber bullying.

If he still won’t take no for an answer, block him on Facebook.

If he still won’t take no for an answer, hack his Facebook and email accounts.

Never get caught in a chat room with an Amway Distributor.

Never like or share anything on Facebook with the Amway Distributor.

 

 

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