Are zippers better than velcro?
Why are the buttons on men’s shirts on the right, but on women’s blouses, on the left?
Do parents spank their kids enough?
Should the legal drinking age be lowered to 18?
If croutons are stale bread, why are they stored in cellophane?
Does the hot dog qualify as a sandwich?
Why do people press harder on a remote control when they know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in the account?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
When people look for something they’ve lost, why do they look in pockets of clothes they haven’t worn in years?
Should the Pope start wearing a different style hat?
Could Sarah Palin whip President Obama in a street fight?
Should Medicaid cover breast implants?
Are sagging pants genuinely fashionable attire?
And the number one question is: Could you survive for 30 days without your smart phone?