My girlfriend asked me a few nights ago, “Why do you have to carry that pistol?’
I said to her, “I carry it because there are so many deceptions in the world. I also carry it because I don’t want people to think I’m a pushover, I don’t like them pushing me around, and I don’t like them making fun of me.”
She thought it was funny. She laughed. I laughed. The TV was turned on and there was a movie on. Someone in the movie laughed. I tool out my pistol and fired three shots into the TV.
My girlfriend stopped laughing.