Gay marriages increase the market for Dildos and Sex Toys

Here’s an ad someone placed about three months ago

Here’s the revised ad after the Federal Government’s ruling last week

 

If you’re gay, and you’re reading this, you’ll be happy to know that both ads are clickable.

If I were the owner of a Company that manufacturers sex toys. I’d try to […]

Inmate drunk when killed – What so unusual about that?

One thing a prisoner knows how to do is get alcohol. So, they don’t allow them to have alcohol in prison. This doesn’t stop them. Many inmates take fruit from the chow hall and make wine. And the ones who do all have drinking buddies.

Source: ABC News

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President Obama, aka, President Burr Head batting a thousand this week

You can tell this guy is not running in the next presidential election. No idiot in his right mind would expect to be re-elected after doing the things he did this week.

Health Care Disaster

Earlier in the week, President Obama approved the new health care bill. All he did was piss off every […]

Sexual harassment by the boss – A double standard?

If someone’s boss, who is just the manager working for a large company, is accused of sexual harassment, what happens? He is fired by the company.

What happens if the boss, who is self-employed, is accused of sexual harassment? I said accused, not guilty. Here are some possible solutions:

I own the company. I […]

Are you a homosexual? – PART II

This is a true story. About a week ago, I had some business with the local Social Security office. I overheard a conversation between an applicant for Social Security Disability Benefits, and the lady who was waiting on him.

She was filling out a form, and asking him questions.

I overheard her ask him,

“Are […]

Government trying to destroy junk food – WHY?

The FDA has enforced strict regulations for Fast Food Restaurants – McDonald’s, Burger King, etc.

Recently, they closed down a Blue Bell Ice Cream plant in Oklahoma.

That’s just great. The government is starting to legalize marijuana, but they’re trying to destroy junk foods.

Go figure.

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Shooting in Charleston SC – A MASS SHOOTING? – No way

Why is everyone calling the Shooting in Charleston, SC a Mass Shooting?

It didn’t happen in a Catholic Church. It happened in a Protestant Church.

A gunman opening fire in St. Peter’s Basilica? Now that’s a real MASS SHOOTING.

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Website on Internet Marketing – A Stupid Idea

So many people today want to hit it big in Internet Marketing.

The first thing they do is set up a website on How to Make Money in Internet Marketing.

7 Reasons Why a Website on Internet Marketing is a Stupid Idea: People who visit your website are interested in the same thing. The people […]

Guy goes to Mexico to commit suicide

This is what happened:

Monday: He arrives in Mexico

Tuesday & Wednesday: He spends these two days doing cocaine.

Thursday: He bangs three hookers

Friday: He changes his mind and decides he wants to live.

Difference between Ebola and a heat wave

The Media: Don’t panic about Ebola.

The Public: Oh God, HELP UP! [PANICPANICPANICPANIC&#%]

The Media: Don’t panic about the Heat Wave.

The Public: Please pass the Ice Tea.

2 professional sports teams named after tragedies

Chicago has a pro soccer team known as the Chicago Fire.

But did you know that Chicago once had a pro football team, also known as the Chicago Fire? This was in the old World Football League, which started in 1974 and folded in 1975.

Why Chicago Fire. You’ve never seen these teams: The […]

What a winner will do, and a loser won’t do

There are many differences between a winner and a loser. The number one difference is:

The winner will do things the loser won’t do. The winner gets up at 6 in the morning. The loser sleeps until 2:00PM. The winner takes action and makes things happen. The loser is lazy and sits on his […]

How to stop the racial war in this country

Before anyone gets on their high horses, or believe I’m doing the same, let me make one thing perfectly clear. I don’t like this racial war in this country. It’s worse now than it was in the 60’s.

Allow me to clarify something. Most people think the typical racist remark is, “But some of […]

The mystery of relationships

Have you ever noticed that no one wants you, or is interested in you when you are single, and not in a relationship.

All of a sudden, you enter into a meaningful relationship. Then everyone confesses to you that they had deep feelings for you. Then they tell you,

“There’s nothing I can do […]

Why are there so many online liars?

quick-cash-system

Online bloggers are liars

Do you believe everything you read online? If you do, many of these liars would love to have you as a customer.

Not all blog posts are lies. But think about your typical blog post from a con artist who wants to sell you his or her secret for making $1 […]

LeBron James against Bill Russell? Would have been awesome

Is LeBron James the Greatest Basketball Ever?

First of all, let me say that I am one of the biggest LeBron James fans in the country. The guy is incredible.

I’m also a big Bill Russell fan. His record of eleven championships in thirteen years with the Boston Celtics will never be challenged. I’d […]

Bruce Jenner has made a genuine ASS of himself

As a Bruce Jenner fan, ever since the 1676 Olympic Games in Montreal, this is shocking to me. I’ll even go further and say that I was devastated. The only other time I was this devastated was when it was made public that the motion picture star, and legendary ladies’ man Rock Hudson announced he […]

Bruce Jenner, 1976 – Caitlyn Jenner, 2015 ???

Bruce in 1976 Caitlyn in 2015 ?? NOT QUITE

Caitlyn in 2015