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How to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom – Part 2


If you want to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom while he is questioning you, just answer his questions honestly. It will blow his mind.

11 differences between Love and Lust – What they tell you about yourself


Love vs Lust

Love can wait. Lust wants fulfillment now.

Love is about the other persons best interest. Lust is about your own self interest.

Love has to do with trust. Lust has nothing to do with trust.

Love keeps fighting. Lust gives in and moves on.

Love promises freedom. Lust pushes you into slavery.

Love glorifies God. Lust empowers Satan.

lustLove will always tell the truth. Lust will always lie.

Love always wins, and is a winner. Lust always loses, and is a loser.

Love has a future. Lust has no future.

Love lets you know what a good person you really are. Lust lets you know how disgusting you are.

FINALLY,  LOVE always succeeds. Lust always fails.

Hillary Clinton’s Dream

Is there really a choice to be made?

It has been a tumultuous three days since the leak of an old tape and the latest presidential debate, but the situation remains the same. The choice confronting this nation is between an imperfect man who wants to make America great again and a woman who should be in jail.

Hillary Clinton jeopardized our national security and engaged in a systematic cover-up, destroying evidence and obstructing justice. What she did would have destroyed the career of any Republican. And yet we have people in our ranks worried about what Trump said 10-plus years ago.

Seriously, is the next President really a hard choice?

Is this who you want to see as the next President of the United States?


No matter who or what you are, You don’t want to vote for Hillary Clinton

hillary-clintonTo all Hillary supporters:

If you are Gay…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary.  She wants to bring in millions of refugees that believe gays should be executed?

If you are Black…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She defends Planned Parenthood and admires Margaret Sanger, who wanted to abort as many black babies as possible and exterminate the black race. To Ms. Sanger, Blacks are like weeds. Most of those clinics are in Black neighborhoods.

If you are a Woman…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. she has pushed all of Bill’s rape victims under the bus. As an attorney, Hillary also defended the rapist of a 12-year old girl and laughed about it later. She plays the woman-card and acts entitled, implying that she deserves your vote merely because of her sex. How is that gender neutral?

If you are a Miner, Steelworker or have a Factory job…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She supported NAFTA and TPP, and workers are being laid off because jobs are going overseas? She also welcomes open borders and illegals to get benefits with your tax money and compete for our jobs. Hillary boasts that under her administration miners and steelworkers will lose their jobs.

If you are a Law abiding citizen…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She is clearly above the law, or is she? Hillary deleted thousands of secret e-mails after they had been subpoenaed by the courts. Isn’t this obstruction of justice? Hillary kept thousands of classified and top secret e-mails on her private server, and one that had less security than Gmail and Hotmail. You can be sure Russia, Iran, and China have those now. The Democratic National Committee clearly broke the rules by heavily favoring Hillary over Sanders while they were still competing for the nomination.

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If you are a Veteran, in the military, or closely related to a military member…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She left those men to die in Benghazi and had the nerve to lie about it over and over again? They called for help, but the help was told to stand down. Furthermore, Hillary wants to eliminate the NRA, take away your guns, and abolish the second amendment, which gives individuals the right to bear arms.

If you are a God Fearing individual…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She will continue to support Obama’s decision to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance, the quote – In God We Trust, the Schools, and everywhere else God is present. God is everywhere, so that doesn’t leave us very much. Just yesterday, a Catholic Priest said, “If Hillary is elected, this will be God’s way of punishing us.”

Who’s left?

If you are a living and breathing American citizen, you don’t want to vote for Hillary. She will tear you a new asshole.

There’s only one sensible way to watch the final presidential debate


This is the only way to watch the final Presidential Debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton without getting sick to your stomach.

Jack the Ripper – not a real person but part of Britain’s Industrial Revolution

BS or NOTWho was Jack the Ripper?

A better answer is, “What was Jack the Ripper

As you know, from legend, the Ripper was never caught. There’s no way he could have been caught, simply because, Jack the Ripper was not any one person.

The Industrial Revolution in the United States was between 1820 and 1840. Great Britain was behind time, and didn’t begin their Industrial Revolution until the late 1880’s. It was in the fall of 1888 when a Serial Killer, known as Jack the Ripper terrorized the streets of London.

What led the to the beginning of the project known as Operation Jack the Ripper?

jack-the-ripperOperation Jack the Ripper – Business, not Personal

Great Britain’s economy was suffering tremendously during the late 1880’s. A major British Corporation decided to do something to help the economy.

As a result, the Corporation created Operation Jack the Ripper. The purpose was to rid Great Britain of prostitution, and bring in more legitimate, and profitable business. A team of expert hit men came together and did what they felt needed to be done to get rid of prostitution and stabilize the economy, particularly in London.

The team consisted of twelve people. No one knows the gender. One or more of them could have been female. There were eleven murders credited to the Ripper. However, each victim was killed by a different hit man (or woman, if this is the case). This means, one of the members of the team didn’t have to kill anyone.

Lucky him, or her!

This is why the Ripper was never caught. He was not a real person. Jack the Ripper was the work of a Corporation.

Is this BS or NOT? You Decide

How to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom – Part 1


If you want to make a lawyer look stupid in the courtroom while he is questioning you, just answer his questions honestly. It will blow his mind.