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The biggest myth about why some people don’t like the Republicans

republicansUneducated people don’t understand the Republicans

If you ask an uneducated person,

“What do you think of the Republicans?”

he’ll tell you,

“Because they only like the rich?”

That’s not true. They do like the rich, but that’s not the only ones they like. They like people who want to be rich, and will bust their asses to get rich.

Democrats are the ones who don’t like the rich

The people who don’t like the Republicans like the Democrats. The Democrats don’t like the rich. Instead, they want to be rich. They also don’t like people who want to be rich. They like poor people, because it’s the poor people who are making them rich.

A word to the environmentalists

environmentalistsIf you are a liberal how would you fix the environment?

Humans and animals are living longer.

People have healthier lungs thanks to everyone seeing the light about cigarettes.

Skin cancer is declining. People can be treated before ailments, as opposed to dying 60 years ago.

We are no longer in the ice age.

So how would you make it better?

Tell the environmentalists to stop finding something to bitch about.

Are the Conservative Republican right wingers a dying breed?

right wingersOver 75 percent of the people who voted for Donald Trump are over the age of 55. Are these Conservative Republican right wingers a dying breed? I hope not.

Right wingers will save the Country in the long run

Most of the people under the age of 55 are overwhelmingly Democrat. You may think this spells doom for the right wingers. On the contrary, this could mean doom for the Country. But I don’t think so. Supporters of the Republican party are sitting back like a race horse, relaxing, and waiting to make their move.

No, they are not a dying breed. They’re not going to just go away and let the Democrats sink this Country like the Titanic.

When Ex Presidents are sent out to pasture

ex-presidentsEx Presidents live a life of luxury

Several years ago, I read a newspaper article about the tax dollars spent on all of the Ex Presidents. At the time, Nixon and Ford were alive.

For President Nixon, the government spent money for subscriptions to every newspaper, and business and financial magazine in the Country.

For President Ford, I remember that the government bought him several pairs of scissors, ranging over $20 thousand.

What I remember most about the article was, the government bought over 200 chairs for President Carter. Some chairs cost more than $600.

I have no problem with this. After all, they were Ex Presidents, and were entitled to what the government purchased for them. However, there was one thing I really had a problem with.

Why did President Carter need 200 chairs? He only has one ass.

Recent Presidential Election was good for Facebook procrastinators

presidential-electionPresidential Election came at opportune time for Facebook users

As a Facebook user, have you ever thought of taking an inventory of your friends periodically? Some people who take the time to do this go through their list of friends, and decide who they want to keep, and who they want to unfriend. This takes time, and a person has to be motivated to do this.

Thanks to the recent presidential election, the Facebook procrastinators came out in the open.

After Donald Trump was elected President, I’ve seen more people unfriended on Facebook that I’ve ever seen before.

Since the presidential election, we’ve had a divided country. It appears that we now have a divided Facebook.

There’s a way Madonna can get herself off the hook for making the statement about ‘Blowing Up the White House’

madonnaSoon after Madonna made the comment, “Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House, . . .”, she became a target for investigation by the Secret Service. A petition has been launched to have her arrested and charged with a felony. This is bad. She could end up spending at least 10 years in Federal Prison, even with a plea bargain.

If arrested and indicted, Madonna could stand trial and fight it. There’s only one problem with this, and it’s a big one. The Federal Prosecutor has 200 million witnesses.

There is one way Madonna can get herself off the hook. She could retract her statement by saying, “You took my comment out of context. What I meant was, I have thought an awful lot about going to the White House, and blowing President Trump. Then, I’d like to blow Vice President Pence. I think they’ll like it.  President Trump might grant me a Presidential pardon before I stand trial.

Donald Trump, second celebrity President. What if . . ?

Donald Trump is the second celebrity Elected President. The other was Ronald Reagan. Suppose other celebrities had been Elected President. It would have been very interesting. See your yourself.

Who did Monica Lewinsky vote for in the Presidential Election?

Monica Lewinsky

Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump in the Presidential Election last Tuesday may not be much of a surprise. But the reason may blow your mind – NO PUN INTENDED!

10 reasons being President of the United States is such an easy job

president of the united state

The President of the United States gets to dress up all the time

Since he’s a public person, and in fact, the most public of all, the fashion enthusiasts like it if he looks good all the time. He may get on the cover of Esquire Magazine as possibly one of the 10 best dressed men of the year.

He gets to party a lot

Not only does he get to party, he doesn’t have to go through the hassle of going to a party on the other end of town. Since the parties are held in the White House, the parties will come to him.

The President makes a lot of money

He makes, at the present time, $400 thousand a year. Who couldn’t live off this kind of income? This will buy a lot of steak and potatoes.

The President gets a big expense account

Not withstanding the fact that everything is probably paid for him anyway, the President still gets a $50 thousand expense account. He also gets a non-taxable $100 thousand travel allowance, and $19 thousand for entertainment. With this kind of arrangement, the President could stay on the beach in Hawaii for 4 years, and run the country by text messaging.

The President gets to talk to people

Probably the only skill the President might need is to be a good speaker. He may have to do this every now and then. This shouldn’t be too hard. All he has to do is talk. People do this every day, and some people, ALL DAY!

The President knows where he’s supposed to be

This is not too hard. He knows where he has to be because he is told where by his advisers. All he has to do is be where he’s supposed to be, when he’s supposed to be there. That’s not too hard.

Most Presidents have a pretty wife

Many times, it is the First Lady who charms the public. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear someone present at a speech say, “I’m here to get a look at the First Lady. The heck with the President.” Also, if the public likes the First Lady, they usually like the President.

He gets to delegate

He doesn’t have to worry about running the country. All he has to do is delegate to Congress, and they will take care of the rest. How much easier can this get?

The President is in a position to make a lot of friends

This is the easiest part about being president. All he has to do is give people what they ask for, and what they want. After all, when people voted for him, all they cared about was a President who would make their lives better. If he does this, he’ll be the most popular man on the planet.

The President doesn’t have to do any housekeeping functions

It’s so frustrating to get off from work, and then come home to do some household chores. The President doesn’t have to do this, because he has someone doing it for him.

We live in a Divided Country, but not for the reasons you might think

divided-countryFor the last few years, the media has expressed many opinions on why we live in a divided country. The most obvious reason, according to the media, is racial tension.

Nothing is more farther from the truth. Forget race, religion, creed, and even politics. The divided country is the result of the people who live in it, and their wants and desires based on what their so-called leaders tell them.

By now, everyone should know that the media doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground. This is evident, by the gigantic egg they laid during the Presidential Election results between Hillary Clinton and our next President, Donald Trump.

Divided Country means, people expect their leader to do what he (or she) says

The real reason for the divided country is the expectations of its people, based on what they’ve been promised.

On the one hand, there are the people who want to hustle, work hard, be the best they can be and make something of themselves. On the other hand, there are the people who don’t want to do a damn thing, but expect it all to be laid in their laps.

To simplify this, let’s call the latter Democrats, and the former, Republicans.

Republicans and Democrats – most misunderstood by the people

People automatically assume the Republicans are for the rich man, and the Democrats, for the commoner. This is B S.

The Republicans are for the person who wants to be rich, and is willing to do anything it takes to achieve that dream. Are the Republicans only in favor of big business? Hell no! Ronald Reagan loved small business.

The Democrats want to be rich themselves, but don’t want their followers to be rich. They exert power over their followers, and mislead them each and every way they can.

In summary, here’s the difference between the two.

The Republican

He wants his followers to be successful. By the same token, he’s not going to lay it right in their laps. His response may be something like, “Son, I wish you success in your business. However, it’s going to take some effort and hard work on your part. But you can do it.”

The Republican wins people over by encouragement.

Finally, the Republican’s motto is: Do what I say, and copy what I do!

The Democrat

He wants to be rich and successful, but couldn’t care less about the people who follow him. Therefore, he promises handouts to those people who are stupid enough to believe him.

The Democrat wins people over by manipulation.

Finally, the Democrat’s motto is: Do what I say, and, NOT what I do!

Hillary Clinton’s Dream

Is there really a choice to be made?

It has been a tumultuous three days since the leak of an old tape and the latest presidential debate, but the situation remains the same. The choice confronting this nation is between an imperfect man who wants to make America great again and a woman who should be in jail.

Hillary Clinton jeopardized our national security and engaged in a systematic cover-up, destroying evidence and obstructing justice. What she did would have destroyed the career of any Republican. And yet we have people in our ranks worried about what Trump said 10-plus years ago.

Seriously, is the next President really a hard choice?

Is this who you want to see as the next President of the United States?


No matter who or what you are, You don’t want to vote for Hillary Clinton

hillary-clintonTo all Hillary supporters:

If you are Gay…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary.  She wants to bring in millions of refugees that believe gays should be executed?

If you are Black…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She defends Planned Parenthood and admires Margaret Sanger, who wanted to abort as many black babies as possible and exterminate the black race. To Ms. Sanger, Blacks are like weeds. Most of those clinics are in Black neighborhoods.

If you are a Woman…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. she has pushed all of Bill’s rape victims under the bus. As an attorney, Hillary also defended the rapist of a 12-year old girl and laughed about it later. She plays the woman-card and acts entitled, implying that she deserves your vote merely because of her sex. How is that gender neutral?

If you are a Miner, Steelworker or have a Factory job…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She supported NAFTA and TPP, and workers are being laid off because jobs are going overseas? She also welcomes open borders and illegals to get benefits with your tax money and compete for our jobs. Hillary boasts that under her administration miners and steelworkers will lose their jobs.

If you are a Law abiding citizen…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She is clearly above the law, or is she? Hillary deleted thousands of secret e-mails after they had been subpoenaed by the courts. Isn’t this obstruction of justice? Hillary kept thousands of classified and top secret e-mails on her private server, and one that had less security than Gmail and Hotmail. You can be sure Russia, Iran, and China have those now. The Democratic National Committee clearly broke the rules by heavily favoring Hillary over Sanders while they were still competing for the nomination.

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If you are a Veteran, in the military, or closely related to a military member…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She left those men to die in Benghazi and had the nerve to lie about it over and over again? They called for help, but the help was told to stand down. Furthermore, Hillary wants to eliminate the NRA, take away your guns, and abolish the second amendment, which gives individuals the right to bear arms.

If you are a God Fearing individual…,

You don’t want to vote for Hillary. She will continue to support Obama’s decision to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance, the quote – In God We Trust, the Schools, and everywhere else God is present. God is everywhere, so that doesn’t leave us very much. Just yesterday, a Catholic Priest said, “If Hillary is elected, this will be God’s way of punishing us.”

Who’s left?

If you are a living and breathing American citizen, you don’t want to vote for Hillary. She will tear you a new asshole.

There’s only one sensible way to watch the final presidential debate


This is the only way to watch the final Presidential Debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton without getting sick to your stomach.