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A Classic New Years Resolution that isn’t worth two cents

new-years-resolutionThe classic New Years Resolution is, “I’m going to Quit Smoking.”

This is a New Years Resolution that no one will ever keep.

If this is your New Years Resolution, then obviously you are smoking on December 31. You will probably say to yourself, “Well, I have a little more than half a pack of cigarettes left. These will carry me into the New Year. I don’t want to waste them.”

Then you change it to the following:

“My New Year’s Resolution is, I won’t buy anymore cigarettes.”

Finally, you smoke the rest of the cigarettes in the pack you have, into the New Year. As for the resolution,

You’re Screwed !

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