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11 things that make kids realize they’re not young anymore?

  • not young anymoreWhen you can put on your clothes without your mother’s help
  • When you can put on your clothes without your mother’s reminder
  • When you know when to put on your clothes
  • When you know the right kind of clothes to put on
  • When your dad gets a bill for your visit to the doctor, and suddenly, out of nowhere, he hands it to you
  • When you reach the age of 13, and you have a dad who has been brainwashed into thinking that all teenagers are bad
  • When you get into a fight with another person and your dad says, “If you don’t whip his ass, you’re no son of mine!
  • When you graduate high school, and your dad says, “You need to find another place to live.”
  • When your dad tells another adult, “If he gives you a hard time, you have my permission to whip his ass like a man.
  • When you start working, and your dad says, “Now that you have your own money, I don’t have to be bothered with you anymore.
  • Finally, when your dad gets mad at you and says, “Now, I’m going to give you a chance to whip my ass!

Does any of this sound familiar?

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