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Reliving the Good Old Days

good-old-daysIF YOU GREW UP . . .

  • Eating fried bologna sandwiches,
  • Drinking RC,
  • Playing in the dirt,
  • Getting your butt spanked twice a day – at school and at home,
  • With 3 channels on the TV,
  • With an outside TV antenna for the console TV,
  • With a TV antenna wrapped in aluminum foil on the portable TV,
  • Starting school by saying the Pledge of Allegiance,
  • Having a set bedtime,
  • Riding in the back of a Pickup Truck,
  • Recording songs from a transistor radio to a tape recorder,
  • Drinking water from a hose pipe,
  • Wanting to watch a certain movie, but having to wait till it played at a theater,
  • Staying away from home all day without a missing persons report being filed on you,
  • Excited about taking a picture, and seeing it in 60 seconds,
  • With candy cigarettes in your mouth, pretending to smoke a real cigarette, and finally
  • Afraid to say the word, Sex,

My friend, you have lived.

You’re probably collecting your Social Security.

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