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Man’s 3 daughters had dates – One couldn’t make it

It was PROM NIGHT

three-daughters

A man had three daughters who each had dates to their high school prom. As the girls were getting ready for the big event, the first date showed up, and the man greeted him at the door.

Hello, my name is Eddie. I here to pick up your daughter Bettie to take her to the prom. Afterwards, we’re all going out with friends to eat some Spaghetti.

About five minutes later, the second date showed up. Again, the man greeted him at the door.

Hello, my name is Joe. I’m here to pick up your daughter Flo to take her to the prom. Afterwards, we’re going to join some friends and see a Late Show.

Finally, the third date showed up. Again, the man greeted him.

Hello, my nane is Chuck. I’m here to . . . . . . . .

The man pulled out his pistol and shot the third date dead.

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