I don’t like to use a public bathroom if I don’t have to. I’d like to know who was sitting on that particular John before me. But sometimes this can’t be helped. If you got to go, you’ve got to go.
Public of Private – I like privacy
So, how does this compare with hell? It’s simple. When I go, I like to have some privacy. I don’t like to do my business knowing that there is someone else in the room. The hell is having to hold it until the other person leaves, especially when I really have to go bad. When they leave, then I can start my business. If someone else comes in during my business, this can’t be helped. But at least the business has been started and it’s almost over.
The problem of youth and public bathrooms
I thought I was the only person who had the problem I am about to tell you, but over the years, I discovered that many people had the same problem.
The problem was, not being able to pee in a public bathroom unless I was alone. I had this problem when I was in high school and college, and it really bothered me. I kept asking myself, “Am I Crazy?” Then, I found out I was not so crazy after all. Several years ago, I saw a copy of Hustler Magazine. This was a once in a lifetime experience, meaning, I have not seen the magazine since, and probably will not see it again. I don’t even know if it’s still around. But anyhow, I read the Letters to Hustler, and discovered a letter from someone who experienced the same problem. The letter began with,
I can’t pee in a public bathroom unless I am by myself. . . .
If I hadn’t’ known different, I would have thought I wrote the letter. But the letter did give me the all important answer to a question I had been asking myself before reading this letter. The answer was,