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How to wash your hands the right way during the Corona Virus crisis

It is very important that you wash your hands, and disinfect them during this World Health Crisis

COVID 19, wash your hands


When you wake up, what do you do after checking your phone?

3 sh's. I take a shit, shower and shave.


The best thing a friend ever did for me - BS

A guy I've hardly spoken to over the years came up to me yesterday and said, "I've always considered you a good friend. For this reason, I want to ask if you would let me have one of your kidneys." He obviously didn't ask a very good friend because he wants him to live, but the SOB doesn't care if I live or die.


When you leave the house are you sure you locked the door?

If you know for sure you locked the house, you better be sure. Of course, there are other reasons you wouldn't be sure, for example, if you have OCD.

OCD


How can one food I eat make my piss smell like that food?

This is going to sound crazy, but it's very real. When I take a piss, it usually just smell like piss. But the fact is, I've been pissing for so long that I don't even notice. However, when I eat hamburger steak with gravy and onions, my piss smells like, guess what? . . . right . . . hamburger steak with gravy and onions. No other food does this. What's going on here?


I thought I was on the wagon but may have been wrong

I'm a recovering alcoholic, and have been sober for over 2 years. Yesterday morning, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, in bed with her. I know I didn't take a drink. I have no idea how I got there. I don't even know if anything happened. Could she have slipped me something?


Husband goes to hospital after putting Superglue on his lips

I had to take my husband to the hospital today. He was playing around with Superglue, and decided to get cute. He thought it would be funny to Superglue his lips shut. He couldn't get his mouth open. Now that I think of it, maybe I shouldn't have taken him to the hospital.


My ex started to exercise because of depression

My ex started to exercise because of depression. She said the anti depressants made her feel crappy and not nearly as good as working out did. So she stopped taking the drugs and now just works out an insane amount. She's the most fit person I've ever dated. By far.



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