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Posted in Just Plain Funny, on November 14th, 2016

A fast way to Get Rid of Constipation – But be careful

This is a Cheap Way to Get Constipation Relief

This stuff can be purchased at the grocery store, and only costs about a dollar. It will be the best money you ever spend.

This will do it every time. But take two precautions:

  • First, stay home. Don’t go anywhere. The reasons are obvious, and you know what they are.
  • Stay close to the bathroom. Otherwise, you’re in big trouble.

Don’t just sit around waiting for it to hit. It takes about two to four hours. If you sit around waiting for something to happen, it’s like watching grass grow. Do something to occupy your mind. When the time comes, you’ll know it. Get ready to run, and run fast.

Whatever you do, don’t take it before you go to bed. Otherwise, you’ll have to change the sheets in the middle of the night.

Once it hits, it hits big. Then, it is over, and you are home free.

As a last resort, you could sit on the toilet for two hours with your iPad.

Finally, if you want to take a trip, and if you want to fly, you may not need a jet.

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