One lovely, innocent bride learned all about sex on her wedding night, in a most bazaar way.
I was talking to a man who had just married a woman who was twenty years younger.
On their wedding night, she decided to open up to her new husband by saying to him,
“Honey, I never told you this before, but I’m still a virgin. I don’t know anything about sex. I’m a little nervous. Before what I think is about to happen actually does happen, can you prepare me for it?”
Her new husband replied,
“Sure. Do you see that thing between your legs? Think of it as a prison. Now, do you see that thing between my legs? Think of this as the guy who has just been sentenced – the prisoner. Now, it’s time to put the prisoner in prison, where he belongs.”
Then, they made love for the first time. Afterwards, as the groom was lying on his back, smiling, his bride said,
“Honey, the prisoner has escaped. What do we do now?”
Her husband said,
“We’ll have to put him back in prison where he belongs.”
After making love to his bride for the second time, the groom reached for a cigarette. Then, his bride said,
“Honey, the prisoner has escaped again.”
By this time, the groom was exhausted. He finally said to his bride,