This old man wanted to join a church. He walked into the church office and said to the secretary, “Hey, I want to join this damn church.”
The secretary said, “I beg your pardon, Sir?” The old man replied, “I said I wanted to join this damn church.” The secretary said, “We don’t condone any profanity here. Let me get the preacher.”
A few minutes later, the preacher came in and said, “Sir, is there a problem?”
The old man said, “I told her I wanted to join this damn church. You see, I just won $200 million dollars in the Powerball Lottery, and I’m rich as hell. I want to get rid of some of my money.”
And the preacher said, “What happened? Did that bitch give you a hard time?