Why are smart people so quiet? I can give 9 reasons
9 reasons smart people are so quiet
- They’re thinking of ways to strangle someone with the belt of their pants without anyone noticing it.
- They’re waiting for the room they’re in to run out of oxygen, while they’re close to the exit for a grand escape.
- They’re thinking, “What the hell have I done to deserve being around these morons?”
- They’re trying to make sense of what everyone else is saying, but can’t.
- They are slowly trying to leave the room without anyone noticing.
- They don’t agree with what’s going on in relationships, and since they were younger, decided it’s better to go home and write about it.
- They’re trying to prevent themselves from dying from boredom.
- They’re always thinking about the part they can play in carving this Country up, piece by piece.
- For everyone they meet, they’re thinking about how they can screw them in a business deal.