The most awkward situation I have been in with my crush

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She came to me and said she was pregnant, and I was the father. I said, "Sweetie, if I'm the father, we are going to be the two richest people who ever lived. And I have some beach front property out in the desert I want to sell you." 15 years before I met her, I had a vasectomy.


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The most awkward situation I have been in with my crush

She came to me and said she was pregnant, and I was the father. I said, "Sweetie, if I'm the father, we are going to be the two richest people who ever lived. And I have some beach front property out in the desert I want to sell you." 15 years before I met her, I had a vasectomy.


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