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Don’t people in the US speak English anymore?

john wayne  clark-gable

I called my bank a few days ago, and got a recording. The recording started by saying, “Push 1 for English.

In the second sentence, I recognized two words, dos and Espaniol. Most likely, this was Spanish for, “Push 2 for Spanish.

In the third sentence, I heard the word, Français. I Googled it, and found out it is French for French. So, I assume it was “Push 3 for French.

Fortunately, the people who can’t speak English will not need a translator if they apply for a loan. The word No translates the same in all languages.

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