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Dial 1 for English, 2 for Spanish, and Now, 3 for French

English no longer the only language of the United States

john-wayne

More people speak Spanish and French than English

I called my bank last week and listened to a machine. There were 3 recorded messages.

The first message said “Dial 1 for English”.

The second message was in Spanish. I recognize Spanish when I hear it.

The third message was another foreign language. I’m pretty sure it was in French.

I don’t know if there was a fourth message. I couldn’t stay on the phone. If there had been a fourth message, I wouldn’t have heard it anyway, because I was laughing too hard.

clark-gable

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