Last week, I went to the local gym where I’m a member, and signed up for an exercise class. I was really looking forward to getting back in shape.
So much for the exercise class
When I got there, class was about to begin. The instructor said to me, “When you signed up for this class, weren’t you told to wear some loose fitting clothes? I’m afraid you’ll have to go home and change.”
I said, “Hell! If I had any loose fitting clothes, I wouldn’t have had to sign up for this damn class in the first place!”