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Why it’s good to be an avid reader


Five facts about reading:

  • Reading, unlike watching TV or listening to music, is quiet. Therefore, the neighbors can’t complain about you making too much noise.
  • When you read, you learn more words. When you learn more words, you can talk to people more, and a lot longer.
  • You can’t put a book under your pillow at night and expect to know every word in it the next morning. Knowledge by osmosis has never been perfected. Therefore, you better read.
  • Books have been known to stop bullets. Read! It could save your life.
  • The Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them. They are a thing of the past.

Don’t become a thing of the past – YOU BETTER READ !

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