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Gay or Alcoholic – Which is worse

gay-priestCatholic priests have two bad reputations. They are either gay, or alcoholic. I’ve never known a priest who didn’t drink. Also, over 80 percent of the priests I’ve known are gay.

Suppose a macho man, a ladies man, a straight man about the age of 24 suddenly gets the calling from above that he wants to be a Catholic priest. Crazy things like this happens to the most unsuspecting. He decides to study at the Seminary. Furthermore, he wants to attend the Seminary in New Orleans, where the majority of the students in the community are gay, alcoholic or both.

This guy is in for a treat. In two years, which would be worse for his parents to handle?

He has become an alcoholic, or, he has become gay.

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