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There’s one thing in horror movies that insults our intelligence

horror-moviesI love watching horror movies. I especially like the scenes when the bad guy comes into someone’s house to attack them. This always puts me on the edge of my seat.

Who created these villain scenes in horror movies? A moron?

There’s something I’ve never understood. When the people in the house being attacked believes there’s someone in the house, they always shout out, “Hello! Is there someone there?

Come on, Mr. Director! Give me a break! Do these people really expect the villain to answer them? Show some originality.

I have a suggestion. If the writer wanted a movie to be original, he would have the villain answer,

“Yeah! I’m in here taking a crap! As soon as I wash my hands, I’ll come out and kill you!”

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