But DID YOU KNOW . . . ?
He had an infatuation about farts?
He laughed his ass off everytime someone farted?
He loved to fart, and point to the person next to him?
He would fart in bed and pull the cover over his wife, Maria Constanze Cäcilia Josepha Johanna Aloysia Mozart?
Wolfgang was Maria Constanze's first husband. The had six kids. Mozart left her the grieving widow. No wonder he died at such a young age.
Read this book. You'll find stories better than this one that will make you pee in your pants.
But DID YOU KNOW . . . ?
He had an infatuation about farts?
He laughed his ass off everytime someone farted?
He loved to fart, and point to the person next to him?
He would fart in bed and pull the cover over his wife, Maria Constanze Cäcilia Josepha Johanna Aloysia Mozart?
Wolfgang was Maria Constanze's first husband. The had six kids. Mozart left her the grieving widow. No wonder he died at such a young age.
Read this book. You'll find stories better than this one that will make you pee in your pants.