A few days ago, I attended a wedding reception at an elegant mansion.
There was some drinking going on, and naturally, I had to pee. So I asked the lady of the house if she would show me where the bathroom was.
When I walked into the bathroom, I saw what is in this picture. Then I said to myself, "Wow! These fancy houses even have a urinal. How convenient!"
Not more than a few seconds later, I discovered this was not a urinal. It was a bidet. That's a fancy word for a bathroom fixture for women who want to take a quick douche.
How did I find out? Simple. When I peed in it, it peed back at me.
I didn't have time to get pissed off. I was too busy getting pissed on.
A few days ago, I attended a wedding reception at an elegant mansion.
There was some drinking going on, and naturally, I had to pee. So I asked the lady of the house if she would show me where the bathroom was.
When I walked into the bathroom, I saw what is in this picture. Then I said to myself, "Wow! These fancy houses even have a urinal. How convenient!"
Not more than a few seconds later, I discovered this was not a urinal. It was a bidet. That's a fancy word for a bathroom fixture for women who want to take a quick douche.
How did I find out? Simple. When I peed in it, it peed back at me.
I didn't have time to get pissed off. I was too busy getting pissed on.