What do you say to another passenger when you are in a plane about to crash?

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11 things to say to someone when you're about to crash

Last time I fly this fucking airline!

I'll fly this airline for the rest of my life.

This is my last chance to join the mile high club. How about it? Are you game?

This is all a simulation. I'm about to wake up.

By the way, I'm a priest. Do you have any sins you want to confess?

Hey! Are you going to eat the rest of those peanuts?

First time?

Wake me up when this is over.

Hey, want to join me at my place when this is over?

The airline is filming an episode of the Twilight Zone. Don't worry!

Cheers!