What to say when in a public bathroom and someone knocks the door

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11 things to say or do with you're using a public bathroom and someone disturbs you

• Don't say anything. Just knock back twice.
• Try to do your business a little louder.
• You could say, "This seat's taken", but that's not exactly original
• Just scream. This will scare them, and they will leave.
• "Come back with a warrant."
• "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed!"
• "Come on in Son. I've been expecting you."
• "Your girlfriend is great in bed."
• "Never should've come here!"
• "You picked a bad time to get lost friend."
• Pee under the door to mark your territory.