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What to say when in a public bathroom and someone knocks the door

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public-bathrooms11 things to say or do with you're using a public bathroom and someone disturbs you

  • Don't say anything. Just knock back twice.
  • Try to do your business a little louder.
  • You could say, "This seat's taken", but that's not exactly original
  • Just scream. This will scare them, and they will leave.
  • "Come back with a warrant."
  • "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed!"
  • "Come on in Son. I've been expecting you."
  • "Your girlfriend is great in bed."
  • "Never should've come here!"
  • "You picked a bad time to get lost friend."
  • Pee under the door to mark your territory.


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What to say when in a public bathroom and someone knocks the door

public-bathrooms11 things to say or do with you're using a public bathroom and someone disturbs you

  • Don't say anything. Just knock back twice.
  • Try to do your business a little louder.
  • You could say, "This seat's taken", but that's not exactly original
  • Just scream. This will scare them, and they will leave.
  • "Come back with a warrant."
  • "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed!"
  • "Come on in Son. I've been expecting you."
  • "Your girlfriend is great in bed."
  • "Never should've come here!"
  • "You picked a bad time to get lost friend."
  • Pee under the door to mark your territory.


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