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Q & A – Did you have sex with my wife?

Questions and Answers

A guy came to visit me a few days ago. I could tell by the look on his face that he was a little upset about something. The first thing he said was, “I have some questions to ask you, and I want some answers.”

In a friendly manner, I said to him, “Sure thing, Son. I can answer any question you ask me by referring to my database on my computer. I never go anywhere without my laptop. I never answer a question without looking it up. This way, I know I’ll give the right answer. Everything is arranged in alphabetical order.”

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“Son, ask me anything you want, and as many questions as you want, and I will answer them.”

Questions and Answers

Q: Is your name Charlie?

A: Let me look on my computer. That comes under the letter “N” for names. Let’s see, Uh..uh..uh.., YES, my name is Charlie.

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Q: Were you in Dave’s Bar & Grill the night of April 5th?

A: Let me look on my computer again. That comes under the letter “P” for places. Hold it, I’m pulling up the answer. Uh..uh..uh.., YES, I was in Dave’s Bar & Grill the night of April 5th.

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Q: Did you meet a lovely lady by the name of Judy?

A: Let see. That comes under the letter “A” for acquaintances. Uh.., YES, I did meet a lovely lady by the name of Judy.

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Q: Did you have dinner with her?

A: Let see. That comes under the letter “D” for dining. Uh.., YES, I did have dinner with her.

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Q: Did you and her go dancing?

A: That comes under the letter “E” for entertainment. Let me check my database. Uh.., YES, she and I did go dancing.

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Q: Did the two of you go to your house?

A: That comes under the letter “H” for houses. Uh.., YES, the two of us went to my house.

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Q: Did you have sex with her?

A: Let see. That comes under the letters “AP” for added pleasure. Let me check my database. Uh..uh..uh.., YES, I did have sex with her.

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Q: Well, did you know that I am her husband? And I DIDN”T LIKE IT!

A: Let see. That comes under the letter “O” for opinions. Let me check my database one last time.Uh..uh..uh.., Here’s the answer. I DIDN”T LIKE IT EITHER!

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