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SEX, SEX, SEX – It sells. Does chocolate sell?

Lindt Gourmet Truffles Gift BoxEvery time I post something having to do with sex here at, it gets about 4 thousand visitors within 30 minutes. It’s not difficult to figure out what interests people. There is something else that should interest people as much as sex, but in a different way.

Chocolate – A substitute for SEX

Sex and chocolate are two things that people will not turn down.

It’s always been said the chocolate is a substitute for sex.

Chocolate also sells. Almost everyone likes chocolate. If someone doesn’t like chocolate, there has to be a very good reason.

Chocolate will stimulate you in a way that nothing else will.

Chocolate will bring you a lot of pleasure. Chocolate, in fact, is one of life’s best pleasures.

Chocolate is associated with happiness and good times.

People will go out of their way to get some good chocolate.

But, there are three things that make chocolate different from SEX

  • First, chocolate won’t stimulate you the same way as sex. I would be specific, but I think you get the general idea.
  • Second, if you want some of the best chocolate in the world, all you have to do is click on any link in this short article. You can’t get sex by clicking on a link. If I could arrange that, I would retire and live on the French Riviera.
  • Finally, will an article on chocolate get 4 thousand visitors within 30 minutes? WELL, let’s just see.

Sex and Chocolate – Two of life’s greatest pleasures.

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