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The craziest thing a teacher has ever heard students say

My dinner date with a school teacher

A few weeks ago, I had dinner with a very attractive teacher. It was nothing formal. We ate at Cici’s Pizza. She told me about a conversation between two students in her class that happened earlier in the week. As you read this, keep in mind that these are high school students.

Student 1: Did you just hear what he said?

Student 2: No, what?

Student 1: He said he’s going to Hawaii this summer.

Student 2: Okay?

Student 1: This SUMMER!

Student 2: I don’t get it.

Student 1: You can’t fly to Hawaii in the summer. The sun is too hot. The plane will blow up.

Student 2: I didn’t even think about that. Maybe they’re going to drive.

Student 1: What are you talking about? You can’t drive to Hawaii. It’s too far. It would take forever to get there.

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