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There’s a way Madonna can get herself off the hook for making the statement about ‘Blowing Up the White House’

madonnaSoon after Madonna made the comment, “Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House, . . .”, she became a target for investigation by the Secret Service. A petition has been launched to have her arrested and charged with a felony. This is bad. She could end up spending at least 10 years in Federal Prison, even with a plea bargain.

If arrested and indicted, Madonna could stand trial and fight it. There’s only one problem with this, and it’s a big one. The Federal Prosecutor has 200 million witnesses.

There is one way Madonna can get herself off the hook. She could retract her statement by saying, “You took my comment out of context. What I meant was, I have thought an awful lot about going to the White House, and blowing President Trump. Then, I’d like to blow Vice President Pence. I think they’ll like it.  President Trump might grant me a Presidential pardon before I stand trial.

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