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Why I carry a pistol

why-i-carry-a-pistolMy girlfriend asked me a few nights ago, “Why do you have to carry that pistol?’

I said to her, “I carry it because there are so many deceptions in the world. I also carry it because I don’t want people to think I’m a pushover, I don’t like them pushing me around, and I don’t like them making fun of me.”

She thought it was funny. She laughed. I laughed. The TV was turned on and there was a movie on. Someone in the movie laughed. I tool out my pistol and fired three shots into the TV.

My girlfriend stopped laughing.

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