Things We All Do (But Never Admit)

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You won’t admit to doing any of these things — but you’ve totally done them. These are the little habits we all have but pretend we don’t.

Think about it for a second.

There are things you do — we all do — that you’d never admit out loud.

But today… we’re breaking the silence.

Here’s a list of weird, hilarious, and painfully human things we all do… but pretend we don’t.

DON’T BE BASHFUL!

This is Merjeo! Anything goes here. Just be yourself!

🕵️‍♂️ 1. Re-reading your own text like it’s Shakespeare

Yes, you totally check how clever or savage you sounded. Every. Single. Time.

🧼 2. Sniffing your shirt to see if it’s “wearable again”

That’s not laundry day, that’s the sniff test Olympics.

🔇 3. Saying “what?” and then understanding it, but pretending you didn’t

You just needed a second. You heard them. You’re not deaf, just processing.

🍟 4. Eating fries from the bag like a raccoon in the wild

Plates are for people who aren’t shamefully eating in the car.

🕒 5. Watching an entire show… then acting like you haven’t seen it

You do this so you can “watch it again” with someone you’ve got the hots for.

Fake gasping at plot twists? Elite acting!

Let’s be real — you’ve done at least three of these today.

And if you say you haven’t?

That’s #6: Lying about the things you do but don’t admit.

Welcome to Merjeo 🍒🍒🍒 — where we say what everyone else is thinking.

Now let’s get weird. 😏