Weird Thoughts You’ve Had but Never Admitted (Until Now)

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From imagining wild escape plans to wondering what would happen if you screamed during a serious moment — we all have weird thoughts. Let’s be honest.

Have you ever sat in a serious meeting and wondered, “What if I just screamed right now?”

Or stared at your reflection and thought, “Who is that, really?”

Yeah! You’re not alone.

We all have weird thoughts — random, hilarious, sometimes disturbing little sparks that come out of nowhere.

Here are just a few:

🔹 What if I just fake fainted to get out of this conversation?

🔹 If I kick my boss in the butt, how fast could I run?

🔹 Could my dog be judging me right now?

🔹 What if reality is just a super boring video game?

🔹 When I leave my house and go to work, is my house there?

🔹 The next time I ride in a crowded elevator, should I ask the person next to me, “You wanna pull my finger?”

These thoughts don’t make you crazy. They make you human. Or maybe slightly unhinged. Either way, Merjeo is the one place where this kind of crazy stuff is encouraged.

Sometimes a little weird is a good thing. You’re in good company here.