For the people who think I'm crazy, how would they have reacted 50 years ago when someone said that one day, we would be carrying on a conversation with the phone, instead of the person on the line.
You will never hear a woman say, "I don't find you attractive", "I don't want you", or the truth, "I'm just not in the mood". If she does not want to have sex, she can think of over 100 excuses.
I've had a rough day and I'm tired
Tonight is my night out with the Girls
I want you to love me for me, and not just my body
We're not animals, and can't just do it to be doing it
I'm not feeling my best tonight, but tomorrow night I'll feel better, and you'll get it
I'm about to start my period
There's a movie on Lifetime tonight, and I want to watch it
I don't have my makeup on tonight, and I want to look my best for you
My harmones are acting up on me. I'm about to start the change of life
I just washed the sheets today
I am not 100 percent my best tonight, and I want our sex to be something special
We will be able to microwave stuff using our phones
Time travel will be possible, yet, not perfected
We will be able to share smell through the internet
Smell will be texted to each other through a smart phone
We will be able to play games with our mind without having to move
Women will be able to take a pill, and grow gigantic boobs overnight
Men will be able to take a pill, and look like they came out of a body building magazing in 24 hours
The internet will be free. You won't need an internet service provider
Social Media will be a thing of the past
No one will remember who Microsoft was
Apple's iPhone and iPad designs will be the same
Hallmark will have taken over the Motion Picture Academy
This is a true story. I laughed so hard, I almost lost it.
A 17 year old boy was at a family reunion. Two weeks before the reunion, he told his dad that he was gay. Althought shocked, the dad accepted it, and admired his son for his honesty and his courage. He also encouraged him not to be ashamed, and to tell other people.
At the reunion, the kid's mother and grandmother were together. They didn't know he was gay. The mother asked him to go tell the rest of the family that dinner would be ready shortly. He did what his mother asked him to do. After the son left to tell the family, the dad joined the mother and grandmother.
When the son returned, his mother asked him, "Did you tell them?" She was referring to the dinner, and the kid said, "Yes." His father's face was suddenly bright, as though there was a sigh of relief. He said "Son, I am so proud of you!" This thoroughly confused his mother and grandmother.
His father then dragged him to the head of the room and made the following announcement, "Yes, everyone, as you are now aware, my son is gay. And if you have a problem with it, you can answer to me."
The boy's mother and grandmother both fainted.
If there is something you hate about yourself, or causing you to feel sorry for yourself, you will be surprised to discover most people have the same problem.
Most people have a hard time living with the fact that there are many things they learned at an older age.
Now that they know these things, they would like to use them in their interactions with other people. Unfortunately, no one cares anymore.
If they had know these things earlier in life, their lives would have turned out much better.
Now the damage is done, and there isn't a damn thing they can do about it.
Are we really here?
Sometimes I wonder if the world is real. Here's a theory:
You are here, and the rest of the world is nothing but actors. Somewhere in the universe is another world, and you are an actor in this world.
For every person in the world, there is another world.
Is this simulation theory accurate?
Is this BS or Not?
Hot ice tea is hot tea, with an ice cube in it
The ice cube is to cool it off
Now, you can drink it, and not have to worry about getting your mouth and your tongue scalded.
Do you believe this?
Is the BS or NOT?
Anyone who wins the lottery should leave the country, and live on a desert island. That's the only way he or she will get any peace.
People you haven't seen in years, and who have never talked to you will suddenly think of you as their best friend. Some people will ask you to pay off their mortgage for them, and if you refuse, will make your life miserable.
The law states that a lottery winner has to make it known to the public. This is BS. That's like inviting someone to commit a murder, with the winner as the victim. And there are people out there who will kill a lottery winner to get that money.
If you are lucky enough to win the lottery, put the entire amount in a trust, where you couldn't touch it, and just live off the interest. You will live comfortably, I guarantee you. Then when people ask you for money, you can honestly say, "I don't have it anymore", not that you have to be honest to these scare crows.
First of all, I don't think it would be done with a Delorean. I think it would be more like the original movie, The Time Machine, starring Rod Taylor.
If it were possible to travel in time, and we were able to go to the past or the future, it's my opinion that we'd be there only as an observer. No one would see or hear us, and we couldn't engage with anyone.
Time travel is possible, but I don't think the past could be changed.
I'm very interested in time travel, and have done extensive research on the subject. If I live long enough, I'm going to find a way to do it.
If you were to come into contact with a mean person, one of the meanest SOB's who ever lived, what would you say to him?
This is how I would handle it.
I wouldn't say anything to them unless they mess with me. Then I'd say, "If you want to be the meanest SOB who ever lived, that's your business. When you mess with me, it becomes my business."
Stay away from toxic people