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How to wash your hands the right way during the Corona Virus crisis

It is very important that you wash your hands, and disinfect them during this World Health Crisis

COVID 19, wash your hands


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The biggest mistake Hollywood made in the history of motion pictures

It was in 1997, and the movie was "Titanic". The producer make a mistake that make have cost Paramount billions of dollars.

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The producer let Leonardo DiCaprio die at the end of the movie. He was the leading man in the movie, and was in love with the leading lady, Kate Winslet. BIG, HUGE MISTAKE!

If he had lived, there could have been one hell of a sequel about the love story of Jack and Rose. At least it would have been original. What was the suspense in the movie, "Titanic"? If you saw the movie, before you saw it, you knew the fucking ship was going to sink.


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A riddle about a mother and her daughters that is so simple it will blow your mind

Cheryl's mother has 4 daughters. Two of them are twins. Their names are Sarah and Lisa. The oldest daughter is Jo Ann.

What's her other daughter's name?


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What to say when in a public bathroom and someone knocks the door

public-bathrooms11 things to say or do with you're using a public bathroom and someone disturbs you

  • Don't say anything. Just knock back twice.
  • Try to do your business a little louder.
  • You could say, "This seat's taken", but that's not exactly original
  • Just scream. This will scare them, and they will leave.
  • "Come back with a warrant."
  • "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed!"
  • "Come on in Son. I've been expecting you."
  • "Your girlfriend is great in bed."
  • "Never should've come here!"
  • "You picked a bad time to get lost friend."
  • Pee under the door to mark your territory.


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How to tell someone that their baby is ugly

ugly babyIf a baby is ugly, and you want to be tactful to the parents, here's what you do.

Instead of calling the baby a “pretty baby” or a “cute baby”, call him or her a “nice baby”. Whether the baby has a nice smile or not, 'nice baby will always fit.

Moral of the story: whenever you see an ugly baby, but you don’t want to make the parents feel too bad about it, call it a nice baby.


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Couple in back of limo after their same sex marriage ceremony

I must admit, this is a great picture. It doesn't matter who, what, where, when or how you love. What matters is,

YOU DO LOVE!

same sex marriage


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When you go to a party, never come early

When you are invited to a party, there's no rush to get there. Never come to a party early. This is how it feels.

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The biggest mistake Hollywood made in the history of motion pictures

It was in 1997, and the movie was "Titanic". The producer make a mistake that make have cost Paramount billions of dollars.

titanic, Hollywood, motion pictures

The producer let Leonardo DiCaprio die at the end of the movie. He was the leading man in the movie, and was in love with the leading lady, Kate Winslet. BIG, HUGE MISTAKE!

If he had lived, there could have been one hell of a sequel about the love story of Jack and Rose. At least it would have been original. What was the suspense in the movie, "Titanic"? If you saw the movie, before you saw it, you knew the fucking ship was going to sink.


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A riddle about a mother and her daughters that is so simple it will blow your mind

Cheryl's mother has 4 daughters. Two of them are twins. Their names are Sarah and Lisa. The oldest daughter is Jo Ann.

What's her other daughter's name?


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What to say when in a public bathroom and someone knocks the door

public-bathrooms11 things to say or do with you're using a public bathroom and someone disturbs you

  • Don't say anything. Just knock back twice.
  • Try to do your business a little louder.
  • You could say, "This seat's taken", but that's not exactly original
  • Just scream. This will scare them, and they will leave.
  • "Come back with a warrant."
  • "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed!"
  • "Come on in Son. I've been expecting you."
  • "Your girlfriend is great in bed."
  • "Never should've come here!"
  • "You picked a bad time to get lost friend."
  • Pee under the door to mark your territory.


Share on Facebook  Tweet  Post to Tumblr
Share on Facebook  Tweet  Post to Tumblr

How to tell someone that their baby is ugly

ugly babyIf a baby is ugly, and you want to be tactful to the parents, here's what you do.

Instead of calling the baby a “pretty baby” or a “cute baby”, call him or her a “nice baby”. Whether the baby has a nice smile or not, 'nice baby will always fit.

Moral of the story: whenever you see an ugly baby, but you don’t want to make the parents feel too bad about it, call it a nice baby.


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Couple in back of limo after their same sex marriage ceremony

I must admit, this is a great picture. It doesn't matter who, what, where, when or how you love. What matters is,

YOU DO LOVE!

same sex marriage


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When you go to a party, never come early

When you are invited to a party, there's no rush to get there. Never come to a party early. This is how it feels.

party


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