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Roll down the window
Will people ever stop saying, "Roll down the window"?
No one rolls down the window anymore. When will people stop saying this, and say, "Push down the window"?
The thousand year old mystery of the letter "W"
The letter "W" is the "Fly in the Ointment"
Ever since I first learned the alphabet, I wondered why the letter "W" is the only letter in the alphabet with more than one syllable. Has anyone else ever thought of this, and wondered the same thing? Did the guy who invented the alphabet do this on purpose, just to jerk inquisitive people around?
What do you say to another passenger when you are in a plane about to crash?
11 things to say to someone when you're about to crash
Last time I fly this fucking airline!
I'll fly this airline for the rest of my life.
This is my last chance to join the mile high club. How about it? Are you game?
This is all a simulation. I'm about to wake up.
By the way, I'm a priest. Do you have any sins you want to confess?
Hey! Are you going to eat the rest of those peanuts?
First time?
Wake me up when this is over.
Hey, want to join me at my place when this is over?
The airline is filming an episode of the Twilight Zone. Don't worry!
Cheers!
The 3 worst things you can find out about your parents
When your Dad gets drunk and says to you, “I’m so glad your mom didn’t have an abortion when I asked her to.”
That both parents have the baldness genes.
That they had to have sex to have you.
How many "Ha's" should your fake laugh be until it is noticeably fake?
I can't understand why this is even a question.
Have you ever heard a laugh with only one "Ha"?
In answer to the question, the word "Ha" is a dead giveaway that it is a fake laugh.
People who are really laughing are laughing so hysterically, that they don't say "Ha", "Ha, .. Ha", or what the hell.
If you want to get technical, the answer is, just one "Ha" and put as much force as you cam behind it. That way, people will know you are full of it.
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